Friday, February 11, 2011

Maggots.  How do the work?  Is it magic?  I was once a young piece of meat.  I was minding my own business sitting on a table being marinated in some teriyaki sauce when all of the sudden a fucking fly landed on me.  First the fly cleaned its wings with its legs.  The the fly cleaned its head.  Then the fucking fly touched me with its tongue and licked me.  I tell you it was fucking sick, dude.  It was even more sick than when happened three days before when I was a cow and some motherfucking rednecks in a factory killed me with a bolt gun and then hung up my dead body on some hooks and cut the fuck out of it with a bunch of spinning buzzing saw blades--scattered hot bloody chunks of meat all over.

Anyhow, back to the story.  So there I was and then that fucking fly laid eggs all over my ...um...laid eggs all over me.  After that it flew away and then suddenly all these damn maggots appeared on me and started to eat me.  I thought all was lost but then some crazy broad named Ariel rebel came and took the maggots and put them in her vagina.  WTF?!??

After that I got thrown on the grill.  So sweet...

23 comments:

  1. Both interesting and disgusting =)

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  2. I still don't understand magnets either despite all the internet's explanations :S

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  3. I recently found one among my cornflakes... brrr!

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  4. What...the fuck...did I just read a story from the point of view of a steak?

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  5. Despite the maggots that looks good... and wtf did I just read ?

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  6. Pretty grim post haha! Thanks for the blog though! Keep up the good work!

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  7. maggots are sickening lol, strange story too

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  8. I want eat breakfast but I see this picture and now ... I don't want to eat breakfast :/

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  9. When I was a kid I heard a rumour that if you poured Coke on a pork chop and put it out int he sun for about 20-30 mins maggots would come out of the meat, granted I dident believe it and I had to try it.. sure ENOUGH, a fresh pork chop with Coke poured on it 15 mins later had maggots all fucking over it. Never really put me off from eating pork, but I can understand why people would not want to..

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  10. Haha wasn't expecting that story. Well written

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  11. Dude, you are out of your mind! And very funny. Following now.

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  12. maggots and magnets, i will never know how they work.

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  13. One of the strangest, if not THE strangest thing I've ever read. Entertaining though.

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  14. wow...maggots. discussion for the ages

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  15. The ending is a surprise. A hope you ended up in a nice charcoal fire with some vegetables.

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  16. disgusting!!! i love it. following.

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