Sunday, February 13, 2011

Ok, well a lot of people have been saying that this site is just plain dirty and also kind of fucked up.  But today is Valentine's day and so I just wanted to do something sweet and normal.  Here's a picture of me and my girlfriend.  We're in love.  In this picture we're making sweet love in the mountains.  Sometimes when I want to get her in the mood I bring out a big ol bucket of slop and corn cobs and I put it down in front of her and then when she starts into it I run up from behind and give it to her real good.  Sometimes I'm so excited that I don't even know if I'm getting her ass or her pussy, but with pigs it don't matter much.

Pic related: it's us together...

A lot of people hated on us for this love affair, frankly.  They said an inter-specieal love affair can never work out.  They wouldn't listen to what I said and my dear Petra Flabbybottoms (for that is her name) oinked in retort.  The good news, though, is that a pig can eat pretty quick through a corpse and turn all the evidence a pile of wet bad smelling pig shit in short I don't think we'll be hearing from THOSE haters again.  Just sayin.  

I used to be a young pig farmer, that's how I met my sweetie-piggles.