Ok, well a lot of people have been saying that this site is just plain dirty and also kind of fucked up. But today is Valentine's day and so I just wanted to do something sweet and normal. Here's a picture of me and my girlfriend. We're in love. In this picture we're making sweet love in the mountains. Sometimes when I want to get her in the mood I bring out a big ol bucket of slop and corn cobs and I put it down in front of her and then when she starts into it I run up from behind and give it to her real good. Sometimes I'm so excited that I don't even know if I'm getting her ass or her pussy, but with pigs it don't matter much.
Pic related: it's us together...
A lot of people hated on us for this love affair, frankly. They said an inter-specieal love affair can never work out. They wouldn't listen to what I said and my dear Petra Flabbybottoms (for that is her name) oinked in retort. The good news, though, is that a pig can eat pretty quick through a corpse and turn all the evidence a pile of wet bad smelling pig shit in short order...so I don't think we'll be hearing from THOSE haters again. Just sayin.
I used to be a young pig farmer, that's how I met my sweetie-piggles.
LMAO. I actually loled.
ReplyDeleteI laughed
ReplyDeleteDon't let 'em drag you down. Keep loving that pig gently.
ReplyDeleteOutrageous!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely love the photoshop skills! :P Haha!
ReplyDeleteAre you planning on getting married?
ReplyDeleteLmao. Hope she is a consenting adult xD
ReplyDeleteLol. Very funny but dude, you need help.
ReplyDeleteforget what everybody else says, do what makes you feel right.
ReplyDeleteJust be yourself!
ReplyDeleteis that brock lesner?
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