Motherfucking right you can find F-18s at great prices on my blog.  How much are F-18s going for these days anyhow?  Probably not that much unless you get the one Top Gun was driving...or was an F-16?

Anyhow, look, I got Tom Cruise on the telephone.  he's in Africa right now taking care of the kids and whatnot.  Fitting them out with bling because he knows that if you want to be successful, you have to feel successful.  That's who he's starting the bling for Africa program, to make sure that all the little starving buggers over there start acting like fucking Americans and towing the goddamn line.  "There'll be an F-18 in every driveway"  that's my motto.  Or maybe an F-16.  Whatever.

step 1. a poor african baby is taken up by fucking Top Gun.

step 2: the poor baby is given all the latest bling and whatnot.

 

step three: doesn't he look so much better now he is Americanized?  put that son of a bitch in a jet, baby!

i was once a wet tear but now i am a dry cheek.